Little boobs. Big heart. TSM.

Having more sorority t-shirts than college t-shirts. TSM.

Being the lightest person and the heaviest drinker in the room. TSM.

Using a UTI as an excuse to drink more vodka cranberries. TSM.

Kinda going to miss freshman year, because I knew none of my hookups were younger than I am. TSM.

“I remember not remembering that.” TSM.