Forcing your big to go out because little gets what little wants. TSM.

Forgetting where you are, but not where you got your outfit. TSM.

“I drink more, so the other kids won’t have to.” TSM.

Give me a first name and a Tinder profile and I can find anybody. TSM.

I’m really good at making bad decisions. TSM.

Being that best friend duo that knows everything. TSM.

“She told me to send her a sisterhood moment for recruitment, but I can’t think of one that doesn’t involve alcohol.” TSM.

Checking yourself out in every reflective surface you see including windows, car doors, and other people’s sunglasses. TSM.