Holding your head a little higher every time you wear letters. TSM.

The “is everyone alive?” group text every Saturday morning. TSM.

Snapchatting other alumnae to commiserate over the “babies” being upperclassmen. TSM.

Letting the pledge on your floor walk you to class just for the compliments. TSM.

Saturday nights are for renewing my subscriptions to standards hearings. TSTC.

All I need to get through today is a little tequila and a whole ‘lotta Jesus. TSM.

Being the go-to matchmaker during formal season, because your boyfriend is in “the hot fraternity.” TSM.

Would it be crazy or ingenious to save my fingerprint to his iPhone for easy access? TSM.

Can I add “TSM Famous” to my résumé? TSM.

“Recruitment video” is a music genre if you ask me. TSM.