Getting “yell at the bouncer for not accepting your Panera card as an acceptable form of photo ID” drunk. TSM.

Being a clue in a fraternity’s scavenger hunt. TSM.

Spinning to the same songs you dance to on weekends. TSM.

The freshmen begging you to go out with them, because you’re an icon. TSM.

Drinking to forget the work *week.

*out TSM.

Reading your sorority’s newsletter instead of doing your class reading. TSM.

Drunk enough to make wildly embarrassing decisions. Not drunk enough to forget them. TSM.

Blacking out is God’s way of saying, “Don’t worry about it.” TSM.