Controlling his zipper and his wallet. TSM.

Looking up the projected income of your new boy’s major before taking it too far. TSM.

I just want him to text me so I can ignore him. TSM.

Actually, yeah, I do agree. I think I’m really pretty. TSM.

Putting your crafting box away from big/little season only to take it back out of retirement in preparation of cooler season. TSM.

Dressing like you’re in a sorority. Drinking like you’re in a fraternity. TSM.

Agreeing with people when they say you look good. TSM.

Red lips, black soul. TSM.

Spending all of Clue Week convincing your little she isn’t your little. TSM.

“It’s in the budget.” TSM.