Shopping for a date party dress during your three-hour lecture. TSM.

Crafting your second form of ID. TSM.

“I don’t even care if I get arrested. I’ve been wanting a cute mugshot lately.” TSM.

Preferring pre-law boys to pre-med boys, because it’s less schooling and more First Lady potential. TSM.

Knowing when your boyfriend’s formal is before he does. TSM.

Drunkenly painting your nails and waking up to what can only be described as The Great Nail Polish Massacre of 2015. TSM.

Casually dropping your artistic abilities into conversation during formal season. TSM.

Stopping at Starbucks on your walk of shame. TSM.

Having two dresser drawers dedicated to sorority shirts. TSM.

Discussing your options for an upcoming fraternity date party like it’s your event. TSM.