Knowing that a sarcastic tone and the word “classy” is the most effective insult. TSM.

Money may not buy happiness. But I am perfectly fine being sad on a yacht. TSM.

No. I am not concerned about my future. I am a 34D and bake cookies like you wouldn’t believe. TSM.

You’re right GDI. Leggings aren’t pants…if you’re fat. TSM.

A proper lady never spits. Anything. TSM.