Does being a sober sister count for community service hours? TSM.

It’s not slutty if he’s in the military. It’s a civic duty. TSM.

Oftentimes, I have to remind myself that if I fail out of school, I can no longer be social chair. TSM.

Listening to “Let it Go” for any mood from happy to sad to standards. TSM.

Paint pens that randomly explode are the reason I have trust issues. TSM.

Prioritizing looking good for class over getting there on time. TSM.

Showing up drunk to the standards meeting you’re running. TSTC.

Telling risk management, “I can’t. I’m already drunk,” when they ask you to be a sober monitor. TSM.

It’s not a walk of shame when you’re leaving the president’s suite. TSM.

Mentally canceling all of your classes during Greek Week. TSM.