Good things come to those who wait, but better things come to those who rush. TSM.

We all have three iPhone keyboards: English, Greek, and Emoji. TSM.

To me, “drink responsibly” means don’t spill it. TSM.

You say I pay for friends, I say you pay $5 at the door. TSM.

Making sure to wear my letters everyday to my summer class at a community college so they know I’m not one of them. TSM.

I have a constant internal battle about whether to be classy or give zero fucks. TSM.

Now that I have painted my nails, cleaned my room, organized my desk, and gone to the gym I can study. TSM.

Every girl before me was a mistake, and every girl after me will be a downgrade. TSM.

Becoming instantly uncomfortable when you see Greek letters that you don’t recognize. TSM.

That feeling of frustration when one eye’s makeup comes out just a liiiittle bit better than the other. TSM.