Does Pinterest count as studying? TSM.

Having one hundred ways to say “Fuck you,” without ever saying “Fuck you.” TSM.

My whiskey is older than your boyfriend. TSM.

Pulling an all-nighter to finish a cooler, but refusing to pull one to finish studying. TSM.

Forgetting that you’re not actually 21. TSM.

Getting a separate monogrammed necklace to match the name on your fake ID. TSM.

Planning your period around your social life. TSM.

Using “You only turn 21 once” as an excuse to black out for multiple birthdays. TSM.

Standards adding a by-law because of things you’ve done. TSM.