Swapportunity: the opportunity to swap out dinner for alcohol. Is that not how it works? TSM.

I can’t date him. He’ll mess up my monogram. TSM.

Taking a personal day when you realize you don’t have anything to wear to class. TSM.

Needing power tools to complete a craft. TSM.

Girlfriends are for love. Men are just for sex. TSM.

Always carrying an extra shirt in case you have to change out of letters to drink before class. TSM.

Your GPA being rivaled only by your BAC. TSM.

Who starts papers during the daylight hours? TSTC.

Looking at your manager blankly when she condescendingly asks “What’s more important: your job or your sorority?” TSTC.

Having shirts from parties you didn’t even go to. TSM.