Risking being late for chapter to get Starbucks. TSM.

Having no idea how much drinks cost at your favorite bar. TSM.

Going to chapter with an X on your hand. TSTC.

The Starbucks trenta cup holding a whole bottle of wine. TSM.

Neglecting to hear “…to take notes” when your professor says “You can use your laptop in class.” TSM.

“Oops!” being the universal code for “I don’t give a shit.” TSTC.

Online homework ever so easily becoming online shopping. TSM.

Crushing the patriarchy in pearls and a sundress. TSM.

Logging your study hours while you’re on Pinterest. TSM.

When you say “Casual drinking,” I assume you mean “Don’t black out before we leave the house.” TSM.