The difference between saying “She’s my sister” and “She’s in my house.” TSM.

Only in a sorority is it acceptable to be 19 with twins. TSM.

Putting on a stronger southern accent when you need someone to do something for you. TSM.

From the outside looking in, you can’t understand it. From the inside looking out, you can’t explain it. TSM.

Classy ladies never have one night stands. We just held auditions and you didn’t get a callback. TSM.

Not wanting to waste a good outfit on an insignificant day. TSM.

Recruitment and child birth are hard, but there are only two ways to get new babies. TSM.

There are only two reasons to wear white after Labor Day: your wedding and, of course, initiation. TSM.

We don’t pay for our friends. Girls without friends don’t get bids. TSM.

Judge us for partying. We judge you for not partying. TSM.