Same room texting. TSM.

I don’t care what the scale says. I care what the mirror says. TSM.

There’s three things in life every girl needs: Love to make her weak, Alcohol to make her strong, and Sisters when both things make her hit the floor. TSM.

“I don’t care what’s going on in your personal life. Recruitment is more important.” TSM.

A girl should be three things: classy, fabulous, and in a sorority. TSM.

There needs to be a Facebook Family option for ‘Big’ and ‘Little.’ TSM.

Always yoga pants. Never sweatpants. TSM.

Having closets full of clothes and still having “nothing to wear” syndrome. TSM.

“She’s my sister and I love her, but…” TSM.

Okay geed, you may think I “bought” my friends but at least I don’t have to take photos of myself in the bathroom just so there’s pictures of me on Facebook. TSM.