Finding a full flask in your backpack, but not a pen. TSM.

Excusing your great grandbig’s drunken behavior the same way you’d excuse a grandparent’s behavior. TSM.

Fully realizing how much he downgraded come cooler season. TSM.

Fuck, no, I don’t want to be sweetheart. That means getting friend zoned by an entire fraternity. TSTC.