I’d wish him the best, but he already had it. TSM.

Instinctively pausing after a right swipe. TSM.

Automatically reading “Patrón” instead of “patron.” TSM.

Trying to act interested when he tells you things you already knew because you stalked him. TSM.

I put the “hot” in psychotic. TSM.

“No one can control her.” TSM.

I really enjoyed your story. I’m glad you’re not in jail. TSM.