Getting more likes on his Instagram post than his ex did. TSM.

Out-drinking your formal date…at his formal. TSM.

There are bigs who mentor their littles and there are bigs who corrupt their littles. We both know which kind I’m going to be. TSM.

“I already unfollowed him on Instagram” being a legitimate excuse not to get back together. TSM.

“Save it and send it to me.” TSM.

Getting the same shack shirt from more than one guy. TSTC.

Bringing more swimsuits on vacation than there are days of vacation. TSM.

Skipping class because it interferes with Bid Day. TSM.

Never having to be asked if you have hot friends. TSM.