Even when we’re not having fun, we’re still having more fun than you. TSM.
Even when we’re not having fun, we’re still having more fun than you. TSM.
Spending your book money on wine. TSM.
Treat every week like it’s syllabus week. TSM.
His letters determining how far he gets. TSM.
I’m pretty sure I always have the right of way. TSM.
It’s not the hands you shake. It’s the orgasms you fake. TSM.
Keeping clothing for all four seasons in your closet at all times. You never know if you’ll have a Boats and Hoes mixer in January. TSM.
“I’m over it,” either meaning “I’m not even a little bit over it” or “You’re dead to me” with no in between. TSM.