Too drunk to function. Too srat to care. TSTC.

Having themed house parties over summer vacation, so you feel like you’re still at school. TSM.

Having glitter permanently stuck in your phone case. TSM.

Having to remind yourself that you have to get to the concert, not JUST the tailgate. TSM.

Starting your summer crafting before you even start your summer. TSM.

Having a big fat Greek wedding. TSM.

Never being able to remember the actual lyrics to a song after using it during recruitment. TSM.

Starbucks being your library of choice. TSM.

Getting the shirt without shacking. TSM.

Wine girl wasted. TSM.

Ameri-crafting. TSM.

Making him buy you a drink, so you can see his credit card and relearn his name. TSM.

Feeling inclined to log study hours any time you’re on Pinterest, because that’s all you do at the library. TSM.

My little black book is pink. TSM.

Declaring a minor so you won’t graduate early. TSM.

Going to church hungover so you can ask Jesus to forgive you for going to church hungover. TSM.

Googling cooler ideas and seeing your own masterpieces. TSM.

The token animal print sister. TSM.

Saying “I could see myself doing that” after hearing stories from nights you don’t remember. TSM.

Writing notes on your phone so you remember the night, but not being able to understand them the next day. TSM.