Convincing your dad you need new boat shoes to go with your new boat. TSM.

Most likely to still be going on Spring Break when you’re 30. TSTC.

Being able to open a bottle of wine with a knife. TSM.

Saving Instagram captions in your notes for the upcoming weekend. TSM.

Taking the long way home, just so you can walk past your favorite fraternity. TSM.

Taking your drinks just like your Starbucks order: with an extra shot. TSM.

Using your book buy-back money for alcohol. TSM.

Ignoring the staredown from your hookup on campus. TSTC.

Pledge sister group texts existing long after you graduate. TSM.

Your good luck dress always ending up on someone else’s floor. TSM.

Only going to the library to socialize. TSM.

Attending more formals than finals. TSM.

Instinctively swiping left. TSM.

Going to the library to meet up with a boy totally counts as studying. TSM.

It’s my graduation. I can cry if I want to. TSM.

Your shack shirt being worth more to you than your shack partner. TSM.

Telling your parents that the clothes willed down to you were part of the apparel bill, so it looks like their money was more evenly distributed. TSM.

Tell someone that a fake ID is a long-term investment because you’ll pass it on to your little when you’re done with it. TSM.

Sisterhood is more than matching tanks and neon hats. Those things just make it better. TSM.

I’m already stressed out about Halloween. TSM.