Being a 0 and a 10 at the same time. TSM.

“We’re going to hell in a hand basket, but we’re bedazzling everything when we get there.” TSM.

Making sure not to crush the bow in your hair right before you pass out. TSM.

Not knowing whether to be ashamed or proud the first time you’re called to standards. TSM.

2 shots, 1 chaser. TSM.

You can screw my sisters, but don’t you dare screw them up. TSM.

I like my crafts how I like my water: sparkling. TSM.

Being intimidated by your grand-big, even after she graduates. TSM.

Red wine, lips, and political beliefs. TSM.

Victoria’s Secret Pink making spirit jerseys. TSM.

Still being able to fit into your jeans from freshman year of high school. TSM.

Having a social with one fraternity, but waking up in a different fraternity’s house. TSTC.

Using a specific voice when you want to piss someone off. TSM.

Lilly Pulitzer making a cute elephant print design. TSM.

Going to the liquor store immediately after you sell back your textbooks. TSM.

Bedazzling everything you own. TSM.

The only “con” offered when you’re being deliberated as social chair being “She might not be able to remain sober.” TSM.

Only dating GDIs if they’re athletes. TSM.

Working out to your pregame playlists. TSM.

Richie Rich being your childhood crush. TSM.