Always getting pulled over. Never getting a ticket. TSM.
Always getting pulled over. Never getting a ticket. TSM.
Your BAC sounding like a GPA. TSM.
Putting on full makeup in a minute flat when your crush sends you a Snapchat. TSM.
Nikki being named the biggest bitch in the house, but still getting a rose. TSM.
A Saturday night personality with a Sunday morning heart. TSM.
Always being one step ahead of standards. TSM.
Getting more girls’ numbers than guys’ because it’s recruitment season. TSM.
His sister being your sister. TSM.
“Oh that’s _____. You’ll only see her when we have parties.” TSM.
Using read receipts so people know when you’re ignoring them. TSM.
Knowing more about him than he knows about himself. TSM.
Already having your mom car picked out. TSM.
Going to a slating interview for risk management with Xs on your hands. TSM.
Dressing like a senator’s wife. Partying like his stripper. TSM.
Detoxing over winter break. TSM.
Starting off the new year with the same bad decisions. TSM.
Hookups with boys from your hometown over break don’t count. TSM.
Blurring the definition of “commitment” so that there is room for fun mistakes. TSM.
Acting like you haven’t seen your friends in 25 years when you come back from break. TSM.
Knowing you’ve groomed your younger brother into someone’s perfect future boyfriend when he memorizes your Starbucks order. TSM.