Hooking up with your tutor before meeting for your first session. TSM.

Having to take three pictures with every sister: the skinny arm, the huggy, and the sorority gang sign. TSM.

Having a celebratory glass of wine for the start of dry week. TSM.

Knowing more politics in your sorority than in your country. TSTC.

Always having fresh roses in your room thanks to serenades. TSM.

Threatening to participate in No Shave November if your boyfriend does. TSM.

Putting on makeup to play intramural flag football. TSM.

Logging your study hours from the bar. TSM.

Spending more time writing a speech for e-board than you do writing a paper for class. TSM.

Still having glitter in your hair almost a week after Halloween. TSM.

TSM columns helping you make major relationship decisions. TSM.

Manually setting your watch to 5 o’clock when the battery dies. TSM.

“I know” being your response to almost every compliment your boyfriend pays you. TSM.

Your contribution to a group project being “making it look nice.” TSM.

Being the only sorority to win homecoming queen three years in a row. TSM.

If your little doesn’t cry at reveal, you’re doing it wrong. TSM.

Husband hunting at the tailgate. TSM.

Always matching your koozie to your outfit. TSM.

Too many costumes, not enough nights of Halloween. TSM.

Having a Marilyn moment every time you wear a dress on a windy night. TSM.