Having a separate section of your closet reserved for sorority apparel. TSM.

Worrying more about the world wine shortage than you ever did about The “end of the world” threats. TSM.

You say “obsessed with your sorority” like it’s a bad thing. TSM.

“I love you to the moon and back!” TSM.

He’s hot in that he drives a Mercedes. TSM.

Hoping he makes a move, just so you can reject him. TSM.

Taking a guy from the craziest fraternity to functions, because he’s the only one who can keep up. TSM.

Using a guy’s fraternity to distinguish him from other people with his name instead of his last name. TSM.

Switching dates with your sister. TSM.

The stern talk you give to your little’s formal date. TSM.

Being the hottest girl at your rival school’s formal. TSM.

Caring more about your hair and makeup on composite day than any other day of the year. TSM.

All of the drink emojis being in your recently used. TSM.

Having a pledge take your little’s birthday gift to her, because she has no idea who you are yet. TSM.

Memorizing your credit card number before your SSN. TSM.

His girlfriend sneaking onto his accounts just to unfollow you on every form of social media. TSM.

That one guy whom every sister has made out with a time or two. TSM.

Majoring in “housewife.” It’s achieved by extensive Pinteresting and marrying rich. TSM.

Drinking Natural Light and being natural light. TSM.

Being asked to a fraternity’s date party, but not being able to go, because you’re banned. TSM.