Being old fashioned will always be in fashion. TSM.

Just killed a bug with hairspray. TSM.

Giving your sister’s ex dirty looks on campus, even if if he doesnt know who you are. TSM.

It’s all fun and games until somebody voms and gets called to standards. TSM.

Composite pictures are forever. TSM.

Professor told me to get off the internet and pay attention. I didn’t have the heart to tell her the screen was off and I was staring at my reflection. TSM.

Recruitment: the end justifies the mean. TSM.

ASR: (n) Automatic Snapping Reflex. TSM.

White Mercedes. White iPhone. White nose. Kidding! Cocaine kills. TSM.

Believing in the power of God, and a dependable concealer. TSM.

#MyLifeIsBetterThanYours. TSM.

If we all do it…it’s not creepy. TSM.

Waking up to the oven timer. TSM.

Instinctively responding “I didn’t do it!” when someone yells your name. TSM.

Getting super emotional when your cooler chips. TSM.

Using a corkscrew as a hammer when hanging pictures on move-in day. TSM.

Bonding with girls over how much you hate other girls. TSM.

Calm down boys, you can both buy me drinks. TSM.

When in doubt, stick the girls out. TSM.

Not only can I walk in heels sober, I can dance in them drunk. TSM.