WWKW: What Would Kate Wear? TSM.

Crafted “Welcome back!” signs for the entire chapter last night. I might need a glittervention soon. TSM.

Spending copious amounts of money and time crafting the perfect outfit for a theme party, only to rage so hard with your sisters that it gets destroyed by the end of the night. TSM.

Baking in Norts. TSM.

Always carrying republican hand sanitizer in my purse in case I have to shake hands with a GDI. TSM.

Never have I ever edited photos of myself on facebook. TSM.

I am the Notorious BIG of our house. TSM.

I hate Obama for a lot of reasons but interrupting the Bachelorette is just unacceptable. TSM.

My kids won’t throw temper tantrums in public. TSM.

My mother and I both being disgusted at Ashley’s assortment of hoop earrings last night on The Bachelorette. TSM.

My equestrienne clique is better than your equestrienne clique. TSM.

Hell on heels. TSM.

Banning french manicure acrylics for recruitment. We leave that white trash look to the bottom tiers. TSM.

Sharing is caring, except when it comes to my Lilly dresses. Hands. Off. TSM.

“Unofficially” following people on twitter. TSM.

Hiding your computer before going out to avoid potentially incriminating late night Facebooking and tweeting. TSM.

The only party I’m not interested in attending is Democratic. TSM.

Good things come to those who bake. TSM.

Faking love at first sight and getting free drinks all night. TSM.

Using bobby pins as paper clips. TSM.