Life is always better tan. TSM.

Watching Golden Girls with my Grandma. TSM.

In honor of Masters week, my frat daddy will be getting pimento cheese, egg salad or club sandwiches for lunch all week. TSM.

Taylor Swift playlist. TSM.

Martha Stewart’s Tequila-Soaked Watermelon Wedges. TSM.

Thirsty Thurs is my name, gin and tonic is my game. TSM.

Meeting your little’s parents is just as stressful as meeting your boyfriend’s. TSM.

Hairspray cloud. TSM.

I’ve never watched a commercial because I do crunches until my show comes back on. TSM.

My sandwiches bring all the boys to the yard. TSM.

You can look, but don’t you touch. TSM.

“Honestly, I think she’s jealous of me. I’ve seen it before, I was in a sorority.” -Betty Draper. TSM.

Condoms or Trust Funds, if you don’t have one you better have the other. TSM.

Crossing ankles, not legs. TSM.

The adderall and vodka diet. TSM.

My mother taught me how to judge before I could talk. TSM.

Grammatically correct sexts. TSM.

Whenever I get upset or angry about something, I go through all the details of my future wedding in my head to calm myself down. TSM.

So many good things come out of shacking. No drunchies, exercise, and a new frocket tee. TSM.

Fraterall makes me even more talkative than I already am. TSM.