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These Are, By Far, The Creepiest Tinder Pickup Lines Ever — Part 6

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Be careful who you swipe right.

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This question makes me super uncomfortable.
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Me too, girl.
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They just keep coming.
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Good to know.
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Points for originality.
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He almost had me.
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Intriguing offer.
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Delicately put, Peter.
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Damn typos.
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I’m sure the reply rate of a simple “Hello” is much higher.
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Damn, I really missed out.
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Would’ve worked on me. For sure.
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Who said chivalry is dead?
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Would bang.
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Yikes.
Check out The Creepiest Tinder Pickup Lines Ever — Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, and Part 5.

If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to LuckyJoTSM@gmail.com.

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Lucky Jo is a former and current TSM writer who likes her men how she likes her coffee: way too hot and unforgivably bitter. She graduated from the University of Missouri in 2016, proving that C's do in fact get degrees. She now spends her days working for a social media marketing agency, hiking with her dachshund, and trying to bring back the scrunchie. Hate mail and goat memes can be sent to lucyjmulvihill@gmail.com.

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