Every text from your little starting out “Help!” TSM.

Your “sixth sense” being your ability to peg any guy for his fraternity, before even being introduced. TSM.

Snapchatting frowny faces during your standards meeting. TSM.

Greek week isn’t a competition. Winning is a tradition. TSM.

Having one hundred ways to say “Fuck you,” without ever saying “Fuck you.” TSM.

Feeling an extra boost of confidence when your bra and panties are your sorority’s colors. TSM.