Considering putting on real clothes to be act of community service. TSM.

Teaching yourself an entire class the night before finals. TSM.

Taking his Adderall instead of a shirt during finals week. TSM.

Breaking hearts and forgetting names. TSM.

Supplies for finals: PostIts, highlighters, pen, pencil, calculator, dry shampoo. TSM.

Seeing anything and everything as a potential craft. TSM.

Actually, I don’t use “Daddy’s credit card.” I use my own. Daddy just pays it off. TSM.