Ending the semester with no dignity, but plenty of badass stories to make up for it. TSM.

Knowing you’re over him when you stop checking to see if he watched your Snapchat story. TSM.

Never making plans on Mondays, because you assume you’ll have a standards meeting. TSTC.

I have a good heart, just a dirty mouth. TSTC.

My big is my spirit animal. TSM.

When your graduation gown is uneven because your flask is weighing down one side. TSM.