Having more spirit for your sorority than you ever did for your high school. TSTC.

Referring to your boyfriend’s big as your big-in-law. TSM.

The devil wears chinos. TSM.

I’m concerned. My responsibilities are starting to interfere with my drinking. TSM.

Going on more dates with your big than any member of the male population. TSM.

Knowing which drink is yours by the lipstick stain. TSM.

Unintentionally matching outfits with your big. TSM.

1: “Do you workout?”
2: “I mean I sorority squat in like ever picture.” TSTC.