Judging people who don’t know how to pronounce Greek letters. TSM.

Getting married before the age of 25 sounds a lot like leaving a party before 10:00. TSM.

Training your teacup Chihuahua to stop barking when you say, “Be classy!” TSM.

Vodka SUGAR FREE Red Bull. TSM.

Having a list of potentially perfects Bigs in my Lilly planner. I’m a senior in high school. TSM.

During exam week I leave an Adderall on my fratdaddy’s pillow after making his bed. TSM.

I never wear Uggs or sweatpants. TSM.

I’m not a slampiece, I’m a take-home-to-meet-the-fam-piece. TSM.