Scheduling your mental breakdown for early morning or late night because mascara is expensive. TSM.
Scheduling your mental breakdown for early morning or late night because mascara is expensive. TSM.
Your drop screen telling you how long it would take to get to the bars. TSM.
My favorite drink is the kind boys buy for me. TSM.
Using the nearest fraternity as a substitute boyfriend whenever you need something done around the house. TSM.
Getting called to standards because you blew off your meeting with standards. TSM.
My “type” is trust fund babies. TSM.
Going to class dressed in your bid day theme, because your teacher won’t allow an absence. TSTC.
Drunk eating a salad. TSM.
Vodka before wine, feelin’ fine. TSM.
“I don’t care what you do, just don’t post about it.” TSM.