Never making plans on Mondays, because you assume you’ll have a standards meeting. TSTC.

I have a good heart, just a dirty mouth. TSTC.

“Could you do me a huge favor? I’ll buy you Starbucks.” TSM.

“Don’t tell anyone” doesn’t apply to my big or little. TSM.

Collecting fraternity door codes. TSM.

Having a cuter “How we met” story with your big than you do with your boyfriend. TSM.