Babe Lincoln (Big)

Babe Lincoln (@Babe__Lincoln) is a contributing writer for Total Sorority Move and spends the majority of her time knocking back Franzia and introducing herself as "the female Johnny Manziel."

Member Since 05/04/2013

From Wisconsin

What I Assume Having A Threesome Would Be Like

by Babe Lincoln

A Step-By-Step Guide To Executing The Perfect Drunk Brunch

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This Résumé Will Get You No Jobs And Zero Callbacks, But It’s Absolutely Perfect

by Babe Lincoln

Why Your Eyebrows Are Your Most Important Feature Ever

by Babe Lincoln

Calling All Couples Who Wear Promise Rings: You’re Stupid

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Adorable Pup Ruins This Guy’s Proposal With His Cuteness

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Sep 29, 2014 0 343

Puppies’ First Fall Video Brings More Fall Happiness Than A Million Pumpkin Spice Lattes

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Sep 17, 2014 0 412

22 Stupid Things You’ll Definitely Do While Drunk, And How To Recover Gracefully

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OMG. This Guy Proposes At TJ Maxx, Somehow Avoids Getting Punched In The Face

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Update: Taylor Swift Can’t Sing And Kind Of Sucks In Real Life, Too

by Babe Lincoln