“He never officially asked me to be his wife, but he never asked me to not be his wife either, so things are going pretty well.” TSM.

Knowing your roommates’ food orders by heart. TSM.

Your little brother joining your boyfriend’s fraternity. TSM.

He buys the drinks, but I call the shots. TSM.

Ignoring his calls until he admits that you were right and he was wrong. TSTC.

Planning your class schedule around your drinking schedule. TSM.