You’re acting like he’s going to be a bum all his life and won’t have a demanding job while you’re a CEO just because he’s in a small chapter and you’re in a big one. Stop with the condescending attitude towards your lonely boyfriend. I felt bad for both of you initially, now I just feel bad for him.
Eh, not sure how I feel about this. It’s awesome how much you love your position and your sorority, but I completely understand where he’s coming from too. You started dating when you guys could spend a lot of time together and all of a sudden he feels neglected. That isn’t his fault or his small Greek life’s fault either. Don’t sacrifice your position, but don’t drag him along in the dirt, all the while calling him pretty mean names either. Personally, I’d spend time with my boyfriend over any type of sorority position. For you it seems the opposite and there’s nothing wrong with that at all. Just try to understand his side and maybe save him some misery and let him go. I don’t know the ins and outs of your relationship but it doesn’t sound particularly great for either of you.
Every girl could enjoy or at least tolerate butt stuff if guys went about it the right way. You can’t stick a dick in there right away, it hurts. Preparing with smaller and medium sized butt plugs does not hurt and feels good!! Boys just need to learn! Butt stuff should never ever be painful.
I can’t believe this was published the day after I agreed to lick my boyfriend’s asshole the next time I see him. Except he agreed to shave it. I loved anal and getting my butthole licked though. You should try anal again!!! But use different size butt plugs beforehand so it’s not painful! I promise it’s so fun.
Heaven for bid someone not be totally in shape and write a comedy piece about it! I mean jeez TSM, can’t you guys tell nobody wants to relate to or laugh at your columns?!
Now, I’m not one to take TSM articles at all seriously, but this was a major pile of steaming shit! My boyfriend is my best friend! I also have female best friends! You can have more than one!! This was so immature and embarrassing to read, you sound like a 14 year old who is pissed at her best friend for ditching her to go on a date with her new dude.
As a devout atheist, can someone please give me any church recommendations to join? I feel like I need to be cleansed after reading this and realising I have done the majority of these things.
She would have been better off saying nothing, and her parents probably wouldn’t have noticed. If they did, they may have thought they were just canisters of hairspray or something. The dildos weren’t that noticeable lol
You’re making a pretty big deal out of putting CLEAN toilet paper in your hair. And for a lot of people, using a few strips of toilet paper is a lot cheaper than buying a curling iron. You’re also annoying and pretentious about curly hair. And your grammar sucks. 2/10 for this article.
You’re acting like he’s going to be a bum all his life and won’t have a demanding job while you’re a CEO just because he’s in a small chapter and you’re in a big one. Stop with the condescending attitude towards your lonely boyfriend. I felt bad for both of you initially, now I just feel bad for him.
Eh, not sure how I feel about this. It’s awesome how much you love your position and your sorority, but I completely understand where he’s coming from too. You started dating when you guys could spend a lot of time together and all of a sudden he feels neglected. That isn’t his fault or his small Greek life’s fault either. Don’t sacrifice your position, but don’t drag him along in the dirt, all the while calling him pretty mean names either. Personally, I’d spend time with my boyfriend over any type of sorority position. For you it seems the opposite and there’s nothing wrong with that at all. Just try to understand his side and maybe save him some misery and let him go. I don’t know the ins and outs of your relationship but it doesn’t sound particularly great for either of you.
Who the fuck hooks up in their parents’ room? Pretty sick.
Lol… Still hate her.
Every girl could enjoy or at least tolerate butt stuff if guys went about it the right way. You can’t stick a dick in there right away, it hurts. Preparing with smaller and medium sized butt plugs does not hurt and feels good!! Boys just need to learn! Butt stuff should never ever be painful.
I can’t believe this was published the day after I agreed to lick my boyfriend’s asshole the next time I see him. Except he agreed to shave it. I loved anal and getting my butthole licked though. You should try anal again!!! But use different size butt plugs beforehand so it’s not painful! I promise it’s so fun.
Your comment doesn’t make grammatical sense so I’ll just assume you can’t read this style of writing and understand that it’s tongue-in-cheek fiction
This is obviously fiction
Heaven for bid someone not be totally in shape and write a comedy piece about it! I mean jeez TSM, can’t you guys tell nobody wants to relate to or laugh at your columns?!
You sound like an uptight, boring bitch in bed. This has the potential to be funny, but man oh man did you miss the mark.
Now, I’m not one to take TSM articles at all seriously, but this was a major pile of steaming shit! My boyfriend is my best friend! I also have female best friends! You can have more than one!! This was so immature and embarrassing to read, you sound like a 14 year old who is pissed at her best friend for ditching her to go on a date with her new dude.
YAAAAS! Caribbean bad gyals taking over!!! Rihanna will forever be my Bajan queen!
*flips hair* I love my fans!
As a devout atheist, can someone please give me any church recommendations to join? I feel like I need to be cleansed after reading this and realising I have done the majority of these things.
Idk u but ily
Delete this article and never compare this Sex God to that blonde string bean again
Tbh I fucking hate crafting. When it comes to making shit, I usually give up 1/8 of the way through and get drunk.
She would have been better off saying nothing, and her parents probably wouldn’t have noticed. If they did, they may have thought they were just canisters of hairspray or something. The dildos weren’t that noticeable lol
That was La Roux and their voices and faces are completely different. There are pictures of Sia’s face online you know…?
You’re making a pretty big deal out of putting CLEAN toilet paper in your hair. And for a lot of people, using a few strips of toilet paper is a lot cheaper than buying a curling iron. You’re also annoying and pretentious about curly hair. And your grammar sucks. 2/10 for this article.