A shack shirt is just a souvenir. TSM.

Having your own hashtag. TSM.

When your 60-year-old alumnae tell you not to worry, because they were alcoholics too. TSM.

Taking one for the chapter. TSM.

I didn’t pay for my friends. I paid for my Instagram likes. TSM.

Having an ever-growing collection of single earrings you refuse to get rid of. TSM.