Automatically reading “Patrón” instead of “patron.” TSM.

Beer bonging wine. TSM.

Selective snap story views. TSM.

I’m reaaaallly sorry, but could you take one more? TSM.

Only wearing sorority shirts around campus so the freshmen know which house to join. TSM.

My decision to wash or not wash my hair is pretty much controlling my social schedule. TSM.

Is vodka a hobby? TSM.

Can “AF” be considered a unit of measurement in the U.S. now? TSM.

Knowing which sorority the incoming freshmen are going to pledge just by looking at them. TSM.

“Omg. Send that to me.” TSM.