Being the new member everyone loved and the senior everyone fears. TSM.

Height in a Tinder bio is like a GPA on a resume: if it’s not good, don’t put it. TSM.

Tindering while your hookup is in the bathroom. TSM

1: “What’s his major?”
2: “Trustfund, doesn’t matter.” TSM.

“Can we pregame that?” TSM.

Making a shower cocktail, because there’s no time waste, only time to be wasted. TSM.

The only clubs I go to are country clubs. TSM.

Ordering sorority stoles, because there’s no way you’re not wearing your letters to graduation. TSM.

Getting voted most likely to wake up at a frat house on Sunday morning. TSM.