Having a costume drawer. TSM.

Feeling better about the breakup when you find out he’s actually poor, not just cheap. TSM.

He’s not that cute, but his fraternity brings him up, like, two points. TSM.

Accidentally inviting two boys to formal. TSTC.

Skills include: peeing in public, discreetly. TSM.

Knowing it’s a bad idea to text him, but continuing to ask your friends about it until you find someone who says yes. TSM.

Referring to any non-alcoholic beverage as a chaser. TSM.

Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because he was tall and in a good fraternity, and he’ll probably text you again at 2:34am this Saturday. TSM.

Having a group message called The Burn Book. TSM.

If by homework you mean his formal cooler, then yes, I’ve started it. TSM.