Knowing you’re over him when you stop checking to see if he watched your Snapchat story. TSM.

“Is it weird I sort of pride myself on how crazy I am?” TSTC.

Trusting your blackout self to do the things your sober self won’t. TSM.

Going on more dates with your big than any member of the male population. TSM.

Standards:”Thanks for coming tonight.”
Me:”Yes, well thanks for inviting me.” TSTC.

Drunk texting with the Greek keyboard. TSM.

Planning for your favorite fraternity’s formal like it’s your own. TSM.

“Apparently, he’s afraid of you.” TSM.

Trying to figure out which sorority your favorite TV characters would be in at your school. TSM.

I like my lips red, my wine white and my skies blue. TSM.