Making a pledge ask him to formal for you. TSM.

Well, we’ve hooked up, like, three times, so we’re pretty much in a relationship. TSM.

It’s not what you know, it’s what you throw. TSM.

Always making it to the pregame. Rarely making it to the event. TSM.

Greek mythology: “There are no rivalries between sororities.” TSTC.

She kissed my boyfriend once, so I hate her chapter. TSM.

I’ll drink responsibly when there’s a brand of vodka called “Responsibly.” TSM.

Falling asleep cuddling a bottle of Jack. TSM.

Every empty bottle has a story. TSM.

A mixer with us would be good for their reputation. TSM.