Informal chapter means I don’t have to wear pants, right? TSM.

What is sober? TSM.

Actually looking like your big. TSM.

I don’t care if you don’t want to hear about my sorority. I’m going to tell you anyway. TSM.

Being better at flirting with girls during recruitment than with guys on an actual date. TSM.

Hold on. Let me put pants on. TSM.