Taking stack pictures at a fraternity formal, because your whole family was invited. TSM.

You win some, you lose some. Either way you can always wine some. TSM.

Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by the standards board. TSM.

It was little at first sight. TSM.

Showing people pictures of your little like she’s one of your children. TSM.

Monogramming the pocket on your new shack shirt. TSM.

Remember that time when I opened a bottle of wine with a knife? That’s when I knew I could survive in the wild. TSM.