No one goes harder than ex-exec. TSM.

Being “unable to even” on a regular basis. TSM.

Accidentally ending up with three formal dates. TSM.

Wearing his intramural jersey like a shacking trophy. TSM.

Using Opening Day as an excuse to drink and watch baseball asses. TSM.

Doing a walk of shame straight to class. TSTC.

Getting nervous that people in class will realize what you did last night, because you smell like men’s cologne. TSM.