Sending pictures of your potential formal dates to your mom so she can chose. TSM.

I like my men well-raised and well-hazed. TSM.

Ending your senior year with a candle pass. TSM.

If it doesn’t have your monogram on it, is it really even yours? TSM.

It’s only slutty if you don’t get a t-shirt. TSM.

I don’t believe in pre-nups, just like I don’t believe in returning shack shirts. TSM.