The only place I don’t wear letters is student health. TSM.

“I have to stare at myself a lot. It’s part of my getting ready process.” TSM.

I may have permanent bitch face, but at least it’s pretty. TSM.

Too many paddles. Not enough wall space. TSM.

Crushing the patriarchy in pearls and a sundress. TSM.

Every side is my good side. TSM.

Recruiting younger girls to be your prodigies once you graduate. TSM.

Coming in a legacy. Leaving a legend. TSM.

“Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they’re rather stupid.” TSM.

I’m pretty sure I always have the right of way. TSM.