You turned Tim into an asshole. Women doing this are why men get so frustrated being nice. You turned a nice guy into a asshole, so now there is one less nice guy.
1. Sometimes multitasking is hard, ok?
2. I never signed anything. But if I’m obligated, you be the big spoon. Take it or leave it.
3. I didn’t notice.
4. No.
5. No. And it’s not my fault if you like it rough.
6. Sometimes words are hard in the throes of passion.
7. Sometimes.
8. Sometimes.
9. In case you say yes.
10. Enough to let everyone know that it happened, and maybe a few embellished details more. But somehow I’m the jerk for saying anything.
11. Sometimes.
12. Too late.
13. Bend over in front of a mirror. That is what you look like.
14. It’s slippery, adventurous, and easy clean up.
15. Maybe I want your roommates to know.
16. Doesn’t matter; had sex.
17. Because porn gave me unrealistic expectations.
18. See number 6. Also, I may have forgotten it.
19. Boobs are awesome.
20. See number 19.
21. Don’t cum too soon.
What’s up.
“Bear with me” not “bare with me”.
Big Bang Theory is not an intelligent show.
Ohio’s Halloween parties are way fun. Best weekend to go visit.
Not true. Sometimes BJs are better.
I have never known a girl to turn down lotion. Ever.
That JFK and JackieO costume was on point.
Intelligence is an incredibly attractive quality.
Sexual assault is not the same as sexual exploitation.
There is a difference between sexual assault and sexual exploitation.
Your headline is stupid.
You turned Tim into an asshole. Women doing this are why men get so frustrated being nice. You turned a nice guy into a asshole, so now there is one less nice guy.
RIP Lauren Hill.
Intelligence is incredibly attractive.
I’m very glad you ranked Foxcatcher where you did. I was totally expecting you to rank it last.
That tiger one is badass!
Can’t all be sluts like you.
1. Sometimes multitasking is hard, ok?
2. I never signed anything. But if I’m obligated, you be the big spoon. Take it or leave it.
3. I didn’t notice.
4. No.
5. No. And it’s not my fault if you like it rough.
6. Sometimes words are hard in the throes of passion.
7. Sometimes.
8. Sometimes.
9. In case you say yes.
10. Enough to let everyone know that it happened, and maybe a few embellished details more. But somehow I’m the jerk for saying anything.
11. Sometimes.
12. Too late.
13. Bend over in front of a mirror. That is what you look like.
14. It’s slippery, adventurous, and easy clean up.
15. Maybe I want your roommates to know.
16. Doesn’t matter; had sex.
17. Because porn gave me unrealistic expectations.
18. See number 6. Also, I may have forgotten it.
19. Boobs are awesome.
20. See number 19.
21. Don’t cum too soon.
I bet it would.
Title of article: “STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING: This Deleted Scene From Mean Girls Changes The WHOLE Movie”
Content of article: “Would this have forever changed Mean Girls as we know it? Probably not.”
Can you make a survey option, like FB or Twitter does, where I can select, “Title is misleading”?